Specifically, woodpeckers that decide to nest at the top of a metal chimney. Woodpeckers who, whilst nesting at the top of said metal chimney, enjoy employing their beaks on said metal chimney at 5:00 a.m. (You may enjoy knowing that the acoustic properties of a metal chimney into a room with a little furniture and
How is it that, presented with a three-foot-square pile of their junk to put away, every single time they will locate the one object they don’t know where to put, and walk around mournfully with it in their hands, as if nothing can progress until this single object has found its home, and it is
You know. The ones that flush too soon and turn your toilet time into a bidet surprise.
As cell phone texts, Facebook posts, and chat rooms continue to increase in number, so do the little typographical mannerisms frequently used to convey emotion and feeling. We’re all familiar with acronyms such as LOL (laugh out loud) and BRB (be right back), emoticons such as : – ) (smiley face) and ; – )