According to Time Magazine, schools are starting to ban Silly Bandz, rubber wristbands that snap into shapes rather than simple circles when removed from the wrist. “Students fiddle with them during class and arrange swaps … when they should be concentrating on schoolwork.”
The students FIDDLE with them? Good heavens. Call out the militia! If we take away their Silly Bandz, then they won’t have anything to fiddle with and perfect order will be restored. Won’t it?
See these dangerous devices for yourself. Don’t be fooled by the bright colors and cheerful shapes! Remember to exercise caution! Purchase of Silly Bandz may disrupt your homeschool day and give your children something to fiddle with!